humph

I thinc it is abowt time i asserted mi rites to be  skwoshed les.  it is OK for a littorl wile, but then i get orl gloopee and kuvvered in Velvet spittorl.  yuck. and her tethe hert. as yu kan see, we get on wel. butt ther ar limmits.  and shee wil gett bigga and more hevi and I wil get mor skwoshed.

enuf is enuf. too skworshes a day, maximum. OK?
luv
Merlin