Obituary

My best friend, Ebony, has died. She was at least 18 years old and was very well until only a few days ago, she had a good life.

Most cats just bash me on the nose, Ebony rolled around with me and played and we were such good friends. When I visited my real Mum, Elizabeth, she was always there, and I would have a little play with her, once I had eaten my treat and had a look in the bins of course. She came to Michael House for her holidays, I was always pleased to see her, and everyone except Ted loved her. Ted hated her, but she bossed him about, which was good for Ted.

I will miss Ebony, she made a funny noise, because she was deaf. She looked after Elizabeth nicely when I no longer could.

love Barney

Veegan, what's that?

Please can I be vegan, if it means more food? I could be vegan and an omnivore as well? I don't mind.

This is a silly photo of me, when I was very young, and didn't understand about sand.

wots this i heer?

wot, me? Go veegen? no, no, no, i wil not.

Ted

Winnter

it is now winnter. i no thiss and vannesser nos this, as i hav star Ted to slepe on her hed.

im inn trubbell, agen

i korsed a grate kerfuffell bi gowing missing. agen. hahaha, now thay realli luv me and karnt stop kuddling me! i went owt for a littel wile on saterday nite, it started rayning, i fownd shelter. there was a littel dor into a big space, i went inn. it did not open owtword. i wos stukk. the peepel hu liv there did not see me the next day as i hid from them wen thay kame in the gararje. vanesser wos verri upset and luked for me orl arownd treknow, corling and making a twit ov herself. hahaha. then she fownd me. i wud not come owt at ferst, then, wen i did, i wos happi and et lots of fud.

Guest post by Ebony

Hellow, i am ebonee. i am staying at mickorl howse for a bit wile mi uprite, elizzerbeth is on her hollidays. it is not nise heer.

i gett shutt in playses. thay downt let me owt in kase i get lost. i am 18. i am verri spritely. this is a term hewmans yews to diskribe peepel hu ar a bit owld but bizzi and rushing abowt. I am bissi and rushing abowt.

i am def. therfor i kannot heer mi own voyse, but apparentli (not shor how i no this, but i du) i make verri lowd waley noises, and the gests heer me, so now i am staying in the annex with simon and vannesser.

that silli ted, hu thincs he is so cleva and bashes up most kats, butt he is skeered ov me and hides unda the steers. hahaha. i like sky, and i think she likes me. she kepes luking at me. barnee and me ar best frends.

i am gowing home tommorrow. that wil be gud.

Frogs-in-waiting-to-be

there were some tadpoles in the pond
who were it is said, really fond
of a smidgen of blogging
preparing for frogging
with a splish and a splash, 'we've been...'

hahaha, i et them before thay cud finnish the limmerikk.
ted


Vanessa added:

but the word they were seeking was

conned

the slugs and snails will be happy...