happee kristmouse

hahaha, bitt layt with thiss, onlee 8 minits left ov thiss kristmouse.

hope yu hadd funn. I didd nott. i slept wile itt wos sunnee and then went owt wen it rayned.

luv Ted - the prittee wun, not the bluree wun, hu, insidentally, put orl the fude evereewere

owtrajed ov trenno

it is owtrajus that this nu kat kan just wonnder inn and gett orl the fud and wee on the flor and then get a kuddorl. and skie has a bash on her nowse and i DIDD NOTT DU itt.


here is wi it is orl rong:



I sit on Henree the huver



or the windowsill



Merlin sits in my bed. hee is not really yello, that is just the vannesser duing bad fotos.




he snuggorls up with the gests teddeee bere, in the rume no animorls ar allowd inn, I mite ad





OK, OK, acksherlli, we get on verri wel. this foto went yello and bleri, butt wee hav evern slept in the saym kat bed together. Wee both got up verri kwiklee wen the vanesser went to get her kamerer, we ar not reddi to go publik as frends yet.

he is veri messi at eting. apparentlee, it may bee becos his wiskers ar long and he dus not like the feling of them on the ej ov the bole, so tayks the fud owt.

Ted

Merlin

hallow, mi naym is Merlin. i hav bene freesikled and kame tu liv at mikorl howse larst satterday, 28th nov. i like it heer. i like marmite, it is mi mate. i l;ike the uptite uprites, thay are funni, thay hav not gott yewsed to mi fude rekwirements yet. thay think i am funni luking, butt i thinc thay ar.

i am now corld merlin, as i am from Tintagel and i am a bit ov a wizard. i am verri soft and kuddlee

this woz a veegan sallerd dressing...

hahahaha, and yew thort I didn't like eneething veegan. Gotcha.

Nice bridge

Let's go, games to play

Cow

This is a big white cow that was watching me, way back in the Spring, to make sure I did not chase her. I am not that stupid, she is bigger than me and I am more of a rabbit sort of chap myself.

love

Berri

This is me at my favourite place, on the beach at Trebarwith Strand.

hahahaha

I did this, ages ago. I had all the contents of one of the guest refreshment trays all over the floor. I had the milk from some milk cartons, yummy, I tried coffee, yuck, that is only good for spreading over the carpet, and the tea, not worth bothering with, what do humans make such a fuss about it for? The hot chocolate was nice, I smeared that around on the rug as well, and had as much as I could before that interfering Vanessa found me, shouted at me and sent me back downstairs. love Barney