Thursday, 21 October 2010

letter sent to neighbour by Barney

Michael House


Dear Mr Len,

Thank you for letting the Vanessa know that I had gone on my adventures yesterday. She would have panicked when she got in and found I was missing.

I was having a nice time, helping the builders next door. But, it was not much good really, as they did not give me anything to eat. My main interest is eating. Actually, really my only interest is eating.

I hope the Vanessa or the Simon leaves me outside and then leaves the gate open again, so that I can have a further adventure, but I bet they don’t.

Thank you.

Best wishes and woofs,