Blew Por

i hav e verri seriowes kondishun, korld blew por.  mi pors ar blew.

the vannesser hadd to paynt the flor in the yewtilitee rume.  i stud in it, wen it wos not kwite dri.  i put nise por printz on the woshing macheen.

the rume had to be paynted bocos ov me.

wen i wos nu heer, i weed on the flor.  the tiles got orl disgusting and the vanesser tuke them up.  then, ajes layter, she has finerly paynted it.  it luks nise, blew, with littorl por prints in.

merlin, magic

no,no,no

no, we did nott sit tugether in the sayme barsket.  That is a phallasee.

ohh, bother.

ted, the grumpee wun

Fully recovered and no ill effects

Berri is fully recovered and properly naughty again after his illness, and I did not have any ill effects from all that vegan yumminess!  Simon has started to keep his food hidden from me again in the Landrover, bother.  He does not always take me to work now, as it has got quite hot some days and would be too warm for me to be in the car.

We went to Crackington Haven the other day.  It was very annoying, as the nasty Vanessa and Simon would not let us go on the beach.  They said the signs said we could not from Easter.   We could see a dog on the beach, it was not fair, and just some conspiracy by the uprights to keep us sand-free.  It was nice on the cliffs, I posed for this photo above the beach and the uptites had a tasty coffee in the cafe.

Simon must have taken this one, it has a finger in the corner!  Sky is being camera shy, a first for her.

love,  Barney

Vegan food, and the containers it came in, om nom nom

I had two tubes of vegan pate stuff called Tartex yesterday, and a pack of cheezly.  The plastic containers were particularly yummy.  Simon had got all relaxed as I have not stolen anything for a while.  hahaha.

Poorly sick

I am a bit poorly sick and sorry for myself.  Vanessa and Simon think I must have eaten something bad, I like most things, so that is probably what happened.  I hope I will be better soon, as I want some tasty toast, but even that  makes me feel ill just now.  I went to see the nasty vet, I will probably have to have this and that stuffed down my throat now.