tuday i hadd a littel insident. i fel in the ponde. itt wos rayning eniway, so the Vanesser did not immediattlee realize wen shee sore me. butt wen i arsed (vannesser sniggered wen she sor i had ritten this, how rewd) tu go indors, the vanesser thort i wos inside the howse, as i meowed so lowed becoz i wos upsett. i was verri bedraggled and soggy, exsept mi hed, i kepped that owt ov the worter. itt wos verri kold in the ponde. the gests and everiwun mayd a grate bigg fuss ov mee. i may du it agen, just for the fuss. she did nott get a foto, that is gud, it wud hav bene humeowliating iff shee had, it wos not veri dignifide. i am not a veri dignifide boi, it is the tale problem agen.
butt, i am veri bewtifull.
'Oh My Oh My, Merlin i hope you have thawed out a bit !!! I know you dont like water at all, were you trying to get a fishy as a snack ? I don't think you should try it again the fishies might nibble your little tail ! WE miss you very much, now keep out of mischief and stop being a mucky pup with your fud !!! love love love beautiful boy, YOUR OLD FAMILY XX'
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